Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I lost the right to judge tonight
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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