I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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