North Korea, Best Korea!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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