How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I would ride that face into the sunset
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