Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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