Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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