just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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