I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Michael Bay diarrhea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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