I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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