what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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