How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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