Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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