i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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