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He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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