Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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