She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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