shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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