I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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