you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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