SEEEEXXX PLEASE
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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