You're my little dorito
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
What drink are we having for lunch?
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
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