My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Of course I have a pirate flag
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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