youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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