i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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