He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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