i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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