I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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