It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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