I bet he comes in French.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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