bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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