you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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