didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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