who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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