I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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