Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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