is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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