worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just want nice things and good sex
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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