Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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