so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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