I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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