We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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