So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I have post one night stand depression
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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