question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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