love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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