p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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