i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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