friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize
