There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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