My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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