We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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