I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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