I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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