White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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